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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via rainsworthy)

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fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
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yuiru:

雨ニモマケズ 雨ん歩へ。
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Any time I mention anything about my ethnicity
  • Person: So what are you?
  • Me: I'm Berber... my dad immigrated from Algeria.
  • Person: Wait, you're Nigerian?
  • Me: No, Algerian.
  • Person: Where's that?
  • Me: The north coast of Africa
  • Person: If you're from Africa, then why are you white? (asked with no hint of irony)
  • Another "helpful" person: Not all Africans are black... there are a lot of white people from South Africa
  • Me: No. I said I'm African. The white people in South Africa are the colonizers, not Africans. Besides, my mom's white so I look white.
  • Person: But your dad is black?
  • Me: What continent is Egypt in?
  • Person: Africa
  • Me: Are all Egyptians black?
  • Person: No...
  • Me: Exactly. Now go over a couple countries to the west and that's where my dad is from.
  • Person: So you're Egyptian?
  • Me: No, Algeria is part of the Maghreb region which is quite different. I was just trying to prove a point.
  • Person: Are you like Middle Eastern then?
  • Me: No.
  • Person: But you are Arab?
  • Me: No.
  • Person: But they're pretty much the same thing, right?
  • Me: No.
  • Person: But they speak Arabic there...?
  • Me: Sort of
  • Person: But you speak French with your dad?
  • Me: Most Algerians are able to speak French and they didn't exactly offer Darija at my high school
  • Person: Why do they speak French?
  • Me: Well, you see, the French colonized Algeria until the Algerians won their independence in 1962.
  • Person: So you're white because you're French?
  • Me: *gives up*

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sherlock-marple:

ショタ黒バス幼稚園江ノ島遠足 | 杜一 [pixiv] 
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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via docking-station)

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